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'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Your shoe's untied.'

Mixed Doubles.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Danth battle?

The Unsportables: Relay

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

The Rivalry Begins

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

A Man mixing up his sports.

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

Tug the Toggle

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

"Foul!"

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

"We never had a 'last conversation,' but if we had, you’d have lost."

Space Hopper Rodeo

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'

"You better get this through your thick shells. WE are the best idiom for insanity!"