Cheeky Rival Appreciator Mugs

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Your shoe's untied.'

Mixed Doubles.

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Danth battle?

The Unsportables: Relay

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

The Rivalry Begins

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

A Man mixing up his sports.

Tug the Toggle

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Foul!"

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

"We never had a 'last conversation,' but if we had, you’d have lost."

Space Hopper Rodeo

"You better get this through your thick shells. WE are the best idiom for insanity!"