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"Sorry, these are saved."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

What's an Imax cave?

"Housekeeping?!"

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Film Star Robert de Niro

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

May I have the envelope, please?

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

"I love my luvvie."

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

Daniel Craig caricature

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

Marcello Mastroianni.

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Jennifer Aniston

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

Tenafly International Film Festival

Woody Allen

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