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"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

What's an Imax cave?

"Housekeeping?!"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Film Star Robert de Niro

"The subwoofers really help."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Cinemuck

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

May I have the envelope, please?

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"I love my luvvie."

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Jennifer Aniston

Marcello Mastroianni.

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

Daniel Craig caricature

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Tenafly International Film Festival

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'