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"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Housekeeping?!"

The Fall of Gnome

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

May I have the envelope, please?

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I love my luvvie."

"I dropped my goblet!"

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

Tenafly International Film Festival