Clumsy Cinephile Mugs

Cinemuck

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

What's an Imax cave?

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Housekeeping?!"

The Fall of Gnome

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Film Star Robert de Niro

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

May I have the envelope, please?

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"I love my luvvie."

"I dropped my goblet!"

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

Jennifer Aniston

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Marcello Mastroianni.

Daniel Craig caricature

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Tenafly International Film Festival

Woody Allen