Opinionated Cinephile Mugs

'Personally, I thought it stunk!'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Housekeeping?!"

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

What's an Imax cave?

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'It was great. I hated it.'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Film Star Robert de Niro

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Cinemuck

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

May I have the envelope, please?

"I love my luvvie."

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Daniel Craig caricature

Jennifer Aniston

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Marcello Mastroianni.

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

Planet of the Apes(with apes evolving to humans as the cinema patrons)