Cinephile Satire Mugs

"If we'd wanted running commentary we would have waited for the DVD."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Housekeeping?!"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'It was great. I hated it.'

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

May I have the envelope, please?

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"I love my luvvie."

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

Tenafly International Film Festival

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.