Cinephile's Quandary Mugs

"I've got bad news and even worse news: The bad news is that your script is shallow, offensive garbage. The worse news is that we're offering you ten million for it, which will probably ruin you forever as a writer. Sorry I had to be the one to do this to

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Bloody hell!"

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Housekeeping?!"

Steve McQueen

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"The Eggsorcist"

Canadian film production

Moby Dick

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Have you been waiting long?'