Checkout Conversationalist Pillows

'Margie, that rude guy who's always on his cell phone is coming through my line again!'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Only One Item or Fewer.

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

"I think I can detect an influence from her days as a check-out girl"

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

"Let's face it, Tom. A society that's paying its Frank Sinatras and Johnny Carsons more than its yous and mes is out of whack."

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

"Wanna chill at my place?"

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Have a nice day - This Means You.

'Sir, wait! You can't go yet! The register hasn't finished spitting out all your valuable coupons.'

"I thought I was a writer, but it turned out to be a chemical imbalance."

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

Hell for cashiers.

'That's eleven..!!' ( 10 items or less counter ).

'Which eight do you want?'

"Why is it sooo difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking. . . ?"

"I'm doing well at school. My teacher says I've got an answer for everything."

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

"Who's next?"

'My former boss will tell you I tend to say inappropriate things. But that's because he's an uptight jerk like you.'

'Baseball isn't a religion Eddie.'

"Can we stop talking about turmeric now?"