Checkered Flag Chaser Gifts

"Hurry up, I'll lose the lead!" "Now where did I put those nuts?"

Formula One Finish Line.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Graduate

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Southwark Fair.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

The Salesman

Mohamed Salah

All-Candy Seder.

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Men can show their emotions!

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Euro Bait

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

Professional football.

Success

Bucket List

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

Man chasing carrot.

Sergio Aguero

"...The Euro has just taken a sharp fall against the bank of toy town."

"I don't get it. Diego Dominguez has a 1963 Chevy Impala convertible, all the girls think he's cute and all the guys think he's cool! Why can't I have that?"

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

Violin Balloons

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

Kissing Booth/Hissing Booth

Ram Raiders deterred due to wet paint.

Football Exhaustion

"Where's the fun gone"

Our English climate. - May-day for the sweeps.