Checkered Flag Chaser T-Shirts

"Hurry up, I'll lose the lead!" "Now where did I put those nuts?"

Formula One Finish Line.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Graduate

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Southwark Fair.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

The Salesman

All-Candy Seder.

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Men can show their emotions!

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

Euro Bait

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

Professional football.

Success

Bucket List

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

Sergio Aguero

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

"...The Euro has just taken a sharp fall against the bank of toy town."

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

Ram Raiders deterred due to wet paint.

Kissing Booth/Hissing Booth

"Where's the fun gone"

Woman runs on a treadmill with a jar of cookies on top of fridge.

Our English climate. - May-day for the sweeps.

Football Exhaustion

Violin Balloons

"Do you think it's too late for me to go to law school and position myself for an appointment to the supreme court?"

"Ambitions... to arrive at my destination."