Checkbook Challenger Gifts

'How do you expect me to balance the checkbook on your income?'

'What do you mean overdraft? I still have 12 cheques left. '

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'You're flunking me? -- What about the statute of limitations?'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'That dog's so greedy - it's only an hour since the last salesman called!'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

10 items or less

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

Elderly couple bearing a sign: '...We take ages.'

'There's good cholesterol, and there's bad cholesterol, and then there's you, Mr, Ferguson,'

'My gosh! My blood pressure is off the chart, my blood sugar is a mess, and my cholesterol is twice what it shoudl be! How could it get any worse?' 'Then you haven't told him about his prostate...'

"When I opened the cupboard it was full of junk food. When I opened the mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm afraid to open the checkbook."

Chess Disagreements

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

10 Items or Less or Else.

"Who had the extra thick shake?"

'Ooo, I just felt the good cholesterol kick the bad cholesterol.'

'Sorry ma'am, but a rule is a rule.'