Check-up Chameleon Gifts

"I always save the worst for last. After the prostate exam, I'll be checking your credit score."

Football Chameleon

'Who wants to be examined first?'

"You dropped yer wallet."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

"So what brings you in today?"

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"Sorry...did I embarrass you?"

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

"You can't hide from child support."

"It's like I'm invisible."

"Who left the back door open?"

Metropolitan Marines

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"Those visits to the Tate will be the death of Roger."

"It's my side hustle."

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"