Check Stub Detective Gifts

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Flat tax - equal burden?

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

'Unfortunately, this, here, is still a mystery.'

Wishing Well: Tax reciept available for business related wishes.

'Stocks edged higher on the news Greenspan said investors are 'irrationally gloomy'.'

'Only one thing could be worse than paying income tax...' '..Not having to pay it.'

'It has nothing to do with relativity. He's trying to figure out his cable bill.'

"We need to talk about procrastination."

"Nice try, Mr. Willis, but it won't make any difference."

"Today share prices fell sharply on the fear that share prices may fall sharply."

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

'It's a bet - If I don't take this next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Holmes, but we just can't allow all these deductions."

'We're picking up a strong emission from the third planet from the sun - something called the Dow Jones Average.'

IRS, 'This is the first time I've seen the square root of minus one on a tax return.'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

A group of businessmen read a profit chart that reads "Lousy"

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

"Very rich people exploit system shock!"

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

My tax preparation software accused me of padding my expenses.

"I have a home office. Can I deduct trips to the kitchen and bathroom?"

North Dakota taxes.