Chatterbox Extraordinaire Gifts

'Mind you, I make up for it on my husband when I get home.'

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

At Gossips Anonymous...

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"She can be outspoken."

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

Social media messages

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Time for Tea

'How's it going, Rachel?'

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Verbal blogger.

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