Chateau Enthusiasts Gifts

"It looked bigger on Zillow."

Sloaney Pony.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

Join me in a glass of champagne?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Champagne Charlie.

Champagne at the hunt

"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

Eugene Ionesco

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Lady drinking Champagne.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"And to think he started in accounting."

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'You're talking three million, ballpark

"For New Year i might give up vintage champagne."