Chateau Enthusiasts Mugs

Sloaney Pony.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Join me in a glass of champagne?

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

Eugene Ionesco

Champagne at the hunt

Champagne Charlie.

"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Lady drinking Champagne.

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"And to think he started in accounting."

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

"For New Year i might give up vintage champagne."

Sabrage