Champagne Enthusiast Mugs

"I'm perfectly happy to suffer the slings and arrows as long as I can keep the outrageous fortune."

"And we're pleased to offer a complimentary glass of Champagne to those single gentlement with incomes over $250000 pa who leave us their telephone numbers."

Lady drinking Champagne.

'I thought I heard the champagne cork over there...'

Fifty

Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass

"The champagne makes this night so special...which reminds me, I really should call my husband and wish him a Happy Anniversary!"

Y2k sign with bombs for the zeros and a man with a flute of champagne leaning on one

'Happy New Year!'

Champagne cork damages ceiling.

'We met through a shared interest - me.'

'Not so much a 'free lunch'...more a 'free seventeen course meal with as much champagne as you can drink'.'

Birthday Bubbles

"Son, life is unfair, but not at our level."

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Dangerous? You should have been there when he ordered a bottle of New York State Champagne in Paris -- that was dangerous!'

Winner Celebrating with Champagne

Count Almaviva

'I like to finish what I start. That´s why I have gotten divorced three times.'

Champagne Cork Lands in Diner's Soup.

"I read that alcohol and the gluten cancel each other out."

Champagne Lifestyle on a lemonade income.

'...And a bottle of Bollinger '61 if you please Fred...'

"To celebrate the new year, we are sending champagne directly into your blood vessels!"

Join me in a glass of champagne?

"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne."

Shell Champagne

Sabrage

Show house. 'I don't like the house. but your champagne's great.'

'The turmoil in the markets has driven him to drink.'

Toffs wearing top hats.

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"Spare some change for a glass of Bollinger 2008, Guv'nor?"

'Has anyone ever told you, you have the face that could launch a thousand ships?'