Cottage Enthusiasts Mugs

"She doesn't seem to want to tell us why the price is so low."

Thatched roof car.

Get on with it!

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

Living together, couple in love.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

William and Real Estate

The Rudges' peaceful home

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

Real estate.

'Want a new house? Time to start groveling again.'

Scarecrow

Mortgages up 'Where?'

Caution - Poet at work

Grandparents with their grandchild

Cottage Industry

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

'Bearing in mind how he protected the Armed Forces and the NHS, I think we're in deep trouble.'

Chasing Dreams.

Bloomin' moths!

'According to my owner, buying this home was cheaper than building me one.'

"I hadn't realised things were quite that bad..."

Glad we moved out of the City

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

Terrance McWit, Attorney at Law, Last Lawyer for 387 Miles.

Proud parent praise their child

Man Walking His Dog

I'm a Grasstafarian!

'Ideal for children - the play area is only a stone's throw away...'

'Just look at it! The lot alone is worth an underwater mortgage.'

Summer Camp. When the counselor said we'd do finger painting today, I was expecting nail polish.

Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.

Witch Using Sheep's Wool To Knit Her Roof.