Chat Whisperers Pillows

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Quiz Night...

Man and Machine snoozing

Computer help.

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Cellular Plan

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

'My Turing Machine doesn't understand me.'

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

Factory foreman says: 'Sometimes the machines here do try to take over the world. Last week the coffee maker even had a go.'

Sad looking computer with plasters and a black eye

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

"Need help with your computer project? I have 2 teens at home."

Depending on somebody else to do something right phobia: 'You mean nobody knows where they put the fuse box?'

"How's the computer analysis going?"

'If I need emergency assistance with this program, do I type 911?'

'Good morning, This is receptionist Susan, portal to the boss.'

'So, I see you're a good listener.'

'Wow! Hariis never really let's a potential client go, does he?'

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

'She used a scroggy piraya to flench her jargonel.'

Nature rebels against the machine