Chat Group Guru Mugs

'Carol, do you understand how your obsession with internet chat rooms might make Frank uncomfortable?... Carol??'

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Cat Reunion

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

Meeting Pie Chart

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

The Wiki Man.

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"We were really looking for someone who could lead people. How many followers do you have on Twitter?"

Break Time at the Computer Lab.

I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'.

'Now then, tell me about your fear of being alone.'

Your online profile only lists positive things about you. Of course, a "profile" only shows one side of a person.

Belonging to a group is motivational.

'Oh yeah! My self help group knows a lot more than your psychiatrist. First of all, there's a lot more of them.'

How's the exciting, glamorous and sexy world of the blogosphere treating you, Lars? It's all those things, Axel, but unfortunately, it's not financially rewarding

"I'm guessing with all that mold coming out of your computer, it's been awhile since you've added fresh content to your site."

"I'm retiring to spend more time with my social media accounts."

"Ambitions... to receive the MBE for services to the brewing industry."

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

"Yo!" "Hi, guy!" "Yo, guy!"

"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."

'I take it you've never been part of a pop-up psychology group.'

'We're just not reaching the group between young marrieds and senior citizens.'

'Do you take social currency?'

"Right now? I'm putting my reputation on line."