Chat Group Guru Pillows

'Carol, do you understand how your obsession with internet chat rooms might make Frank uncomfortable?... Carol??'

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Cat Reunion

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

Break Time at the Computer Lab.

I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'.

'Now then, tell me about your fear of being alone.'

Belonging to a group is motivational.

'Oh yeah! My self help group knows a lot more than your psychiatrist. First of all, there's a lot more of them.'

"I'm retiring to spend more time with my social media accounts."

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

"I'm guessing with all that mold coming out of your computer, it's been awhile since you've added fresh content to your site."

"Yo!" "Hi, guy!" "Yo, guy!"

"Ambitions... to receive the MBE for services to the brewing industry."

"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."

'I take it you've never been part of a pop-up psychology group.'

"Right now? I'm putting my reputation on line."

'We're just not reaching the group between young marrieds and senior citizens.'

A Cornish Man