Group Support Guru Mugs

Unfortunately Sandra was the only one to show up at the support group for those with abandonment issues.

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

I hear you, man. Look, if you need anything, my door is always open.

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

"This is Miss Jones, Doctor - I want you to cheer her up. She's been through hell recently."

'Some people are betting all their savings on me... I can't handle the pressure anymore...'

'Now then, tell me about your fear of being alone.'

"I provided the comic relief and said all the right things like 'Yee haw!' And 'You got that right, boss!' . . . But he ditched me anyway!"

'If they didn't have on-site daycare, I wouldn't even be able to come to these meetings.'

Belonging to a group is motivational.

'Oh yeah! My self help group knows a lot more than your psychiatrist. First of all, there's a lot more of them.'

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

'I was so shocked when I was born... I couldn't talk for a year.'

The Electric Fence Survivors Support Group

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

Self Harm Support.

The International Association of Innocent Bystanders.

'I take it you've never been part of a pop-up psychology group.'

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

'I'm in two minds whether to go or not.'

Alcoholics Eponymous

Attention seeker's anonymous.

'Hi, I'm from Complainers Anonymous. Can I see the manager?'

'Hello, my name is Bill and I've been - aaaargh! I did it again!'

'My name's Steve, and I'm an alcoholic. And I'm pretty sure the guy vomiting behind my chair is too.'

"Your support group is in need of a support group."

Welcome - forgetful persons anonymous.

I'm with crazy.

'Carol, do you understand how your obsession with internet chat rooms might make Frank uncomfortable?... Carol??'

"When I quit drinking I saved a ton of money that I lost gambling"