Charter School Supporter Gifts

News item: most Americans know little about "school choice" movement.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Alms Bank

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'Oh, Christ.'

Me and my money are soon parted

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

Rodin's Charity Collector