Charter School Supporter Gifts

News item: most Americans know little about "school choice" movement.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Brad Pitt

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

'146 days of leadership without any negative press.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Alms Bank

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

Me and my money are soon parted

'Oh, Christ.'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

School administrator of the year "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

'Boasting bumper stickers.'