Chart Tracking Gifts

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"It's his ego growth chart."

A guide to seasons in the North East

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

Business Outlook

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'

'I don't know what it means in the stock market, but in the medical profession it means you're dead!'

'And this is the day we put too much coffee in the cappuccino machine.'

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

Pie chart of pub conversations

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

'This is where we hired Felder. All those in favor of going back in time and not hiring Felder...'

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"