Charming Villain T-Shirts

Lover

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

The Music Critic.

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"Is that neat whisky?"

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Romance in Pink

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

'Inspiration'

"The woman I marry will be beautiful, a great cook, intelligent, pleasant and rich."

'Cologne sir?'

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

Devil Stove

'I've lost my basket...'

Dyslexia (dog barking backwards).

"I'm melting!"

'Bless him! Look how proud he looks!'

Sinister birdfeeder

'My snake is old. First, I have to wake him.'

Man swaying to snake charmers music,

"I'm a professor but don't worry. I'm off duty now."

Remember, we're writing our wedding vows - I don't want to hear any of your world domination nonsense!"

"It took a lot of soul searching, before i became a success."