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"The woman I marry will be beautiful, a great cook, intelligent, pleasant and rich."

Why we need poetry. . .

Reginald Bunthorne

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

'Idealist'

'Young Love'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

Romance in Pink

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"...I thought I was too smart, too idealistic to end up this way, but LOOK at me! I've become an entrenched bureaucrat!"

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

Biblical Teenager

Lover

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

Christian Speed Dating

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

"My date with Bradley was so romantic. I didn't even have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

Social butterfly

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

A hippie saying "Peace"

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

'Oh darling, I want to spend the rest of my life with you! But please do not impute or infer any intentions from that comment.'

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

"You know Mike, you're so boring, you're interesting!"

'You are daydreaming all the time. When are you going to mature?'