Charity Traveler Gifts

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'The Carter's have secret service agents.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Yipeee!"

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

"Excuse me for a moment. It's my idiot husband."

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

'Big Issue...'

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

Marathon costume

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

Desert Island Business

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

Medical floor directory follows body parts.

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

"Smile!"

"For this I went to seminary."

Welcome Student Ministers: 'I hardly slept last night, with all the Bible thumping!'

Communication on a bus

'Why can't I deduct my trip to Youngstown? I'm a youth pastor.'

Jesus Fish

'And how many cookies can I put you down for?'

Welcome to Texas...caution: BBQ smoke maybe on roads next 1250 miles.