Charitable Travelers Gifts

'She'll be sleeping in a tent!?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"Yipeee!"

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'd feel better spending all my money here if you were a registered charity.'

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

'Big Issue...'

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

Marathon costume

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

"How much if I pedal?"

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

'Our financial adviser urges us to take a hiking vacation this summer.'

Blood Donor

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

'What makes you think I'd buy this? Do I look environmentally challenged?'

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

City Taxi Co. Now offering no-frills service.

"For this I went to seminary."

Last day of school.

Jesus Fish

'Why can't I deduct my trip to Youngstown? I'm a youth pastor.'

Communication on a bus