Character Evolution Gifts

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Love at First Sight

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Phoenix

Victorian Gentleman

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

Sailor boy

Art is a pretty picture

'CHICK-FLICK' MALE LEAD CHARACTER ARC.

"I beg to differ."

Eggshell blue

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"It's about the world's smartest girl, her caring father, her fun-loving great aunt and her annoying, car-obsessed big brother."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

"What's my motivation?"

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

The absurd artist

'All the characters in my novels are based on real people, for example the fat useless waster in my last one was you!'