Character Chameleons Gifts

John Woodvine

"You dropped yer wallet."

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"Who left the back door open?"

Dye now, pay later!

"You can't hide from child support."

"It's like I'm invisible."

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

"I don't care what the pet store salesman claimed. I don't think there's a 'well-camouflaged' chameleon on that leash."

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

'I've told you til I'm blue in the face.'