Character Chameleons Pillows

"You dropped yer wallet."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"So, how long have you struggled with impostor syndrome?"

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

"Who left the back door open?"

Dye now, pay later!

"You can't hide from child support."

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

"It's like I'm invisible."

"Can you handle a variety of jobs?"

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

"I don't care what the pet store salesman claimed. I don't think there's a 'well-camouflaged' chameleon on that leash."

"It's my side hustle."

"Notice that, once the twentysomething men enter the environment, the chameleon instantly develops an opinion on David Foster Wallace."