Political Chameleons Pillows

Old man talking about how his attitude to politics has changed with age

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

John Woodvine

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'Of course I'll love you when you 'go grey'... Why shouldn't I... I've loved you through six other shades!'

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'Please hold any incoming personal calls for me. I need to disappear into character for a while!'

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

'Instead of the usual boring campaign speech, folks, I'm going to make some balloon animals!'

My husband is spending all his time with his computer and his tech gadgets.

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"I want an easy to care for style that's also a desperate cry for help."

"Who left the back door open?"

"Promise me you'll wake me up if there's a fire."

"That's life in the corporate world. Yesterday I was the company's 'go-to' guy, and today, I'm the 'you go too,' guy!"

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

Future Career Moves of Mickael Jackson

"I have to change my hair style again. My parents said they love it!"

'I was a far-right winger. . . a moderate right winger. . . a centrist! But the real me is a flip flopper!'

Trump and Putin

"Must be question time again."

"Can you handle a variety of jobs?"