Chapter Creator Gifts

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

'You write fiction novels as a side line, don't you?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Lynching on social media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

This Message Has No Content

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'