Chapeau Collector Gifts

Chapeaux!

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

An Unexpected Guest.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"Beanirrito"

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"I know your mother."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

Famous Time Traveller Will Live Here

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

"Perhaps this one, sir."

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

Drinking Hats

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

Kicking Butt Since 1998

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"