Cap And Gown Collector Gifts

Clothes Make the man...

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

Graduate

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Zumma Cum Laude

'Does my head look big in this?'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"I want one of those!"

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"Ahem."

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Graduate of 2021

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

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