Cap And Gown Crowd Gifts

Graduate Joins the Unemployment Queue.

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Graduate

Zumma Cum Laude

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

Graduate

Graduate of 2021

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Management Styles - Inspirational

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"

Barrister startled by a witness' description of him

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

Penguin trying on a suit.

Graduate.

Resumes

"I didn't know you had a minor."

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

Clothes Make the man...

'Did your helmet just peep at my helmet?'

Western Institute of Architectural Design - Congratulations class of 2005!

Two dancers in bejeweled suits and flat caps

Graduation.

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

"It's an intern-eat-intern world out there!"

Crematorium with sign outside saying 'Yes! We're open.'

'He said I looked beautiful in the gown I was wearing...then he asked if he could borrow it!'