Cap-and-gown Wearer Gifts

Graduate of 2021

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Jack Gleeson

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Graduate

Zumma Cum Laude

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

'Going up?'

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Graduate

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

"What does he know, and how long will he know it?"

'Take some more. You need the calories.'

Good cop, bad cop 2020.

Graduate.

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"

"I didn't know you had a minor."

Resumes

Clothes Make the man...

Graduation.

Western Institute of Architectural Design - Congratulations class of 2005!

Mouse on A Stick...For a Cat on the Go

Weatherman

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

Graduate Joins the Unemployment Queue.

'Being the kids favourite ride in pony club does not make you 'king of the yard'!'

New rule: no tumble-drying!

"Oh man! It's the prettiest girl in school! She can't see I work here!"

Shop assistants hides fearful face behind a happy smiling mask

"It's an intern-eat-intern world out there!"

'Everyone in favor of buying cooler choir robes for the summer, sing hallelujah!'

Graduate