Chaotic Thinker T-Shirts

'The last guy had a system... if you've got a better one, I'd sure like to see it.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

Why markets crash.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

"Lets get 100% behind the boss."

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

The Best Laid Plans

Will Self deprecation

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

Once a politician is elected, his work is over.

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

'I'm sure it's some sort of publicity stunt to get the economy moving again.'

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Entropy Seminar.

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

'That's it?'

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'