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Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

"Wall Street Journal"

'I'm sure it's some sort of publicity stunt to get the economy moving again.'

Every bull market carries its own china shop.

"It's to prevent arguing at the water cooler."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

REPENT! Get back to nature

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Pundits

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

Meet The Ghostwriter

'The last guy had a system... if you've got a better one, I'd sure like to see it.'

'You've cured my insufferable conceit, Doc -- now I'm perfect!'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'I can dream, can't I?'

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."