Bullish Thinker Mugs

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

"Wall Street Journal"

'I'm sure it's some sort of publicity stunt to get the economy moving again.'

Every bull market carries its own china shop.

"It's to prevent arguing at the water cooler."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

REPENT! Get back to nature

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Pundits

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

Meet The Ghostwriter

'The last guy had a system... if you've got a better one, I'd sure like to see it.'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

'You've cured my insufferable conceit, Doc -- now I'm perfect!'

'I can dream, can't I?'

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'