Chaotic Shower Taker Gifts

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

Multi-tasking.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Scotsman in the bath...

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

Files.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

My Musical Influences

Woman Ruins Fishing Trip By Feeding the Fish.

Rats! Frozen again!

The great big holiday to-do list.

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

Wallpaper over a door.

'I'm down to one cup of coffee a day.'

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

"It's...um...it's a bottle of shampoo with suds made to look like hair!"

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

"Kleinzweck is our resident punk physicist."

'I used it to clip the dog. Why?'

Like so many other unsigned artists. . .Ron's passion was to sing in the nude!

Airline board reads: "NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON SO DON'T EVEN ASK."

'40...50...60 tops.'

"At first I thought it was cool that my mom kept wanting me to test her phone to see if it was waterproof. Now I know it was just a way to get me to take showers."

Arrow shoots through window onto man's dart board.

'I learn so many new words when Daddy does d.i.y.!'

Two runners optical illusion