Chaos-loving Souls Gifts

A great paper if you have a house full of kids...

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Face painting.

What My Day Feels Like

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Cinemuck

Unrest Area.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

'Food fight!'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Chaos Theory Conference.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"What?"