Chaos-loving Souls Gifts

A great paper if you have a house full of kids...

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Face painting.

What My Day Feels Like

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

Cinemuck

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unrest Area.

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

'Food fight!'

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Chaos Theory Conference.

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."