Changing Room Comedians Pillows

Three-way mirror

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Moses on the web

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

'Judge Mental.'

'Talk to my lawyer.'

'Either it's a mistake, or this town's gone soft on crime.'

'I had no idea there was a local ordinance against taking the Fifth Amendment!'

"These days, everyone is lawyering up."

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

His and Hernia's towels.

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

"It's time we start moving into this uncharted territory."

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

"Got outta jury duty!"

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'You say you saw my client do it. OK, but what if the jury doesn't believe you? Try to think outside the witness box.'

"Is there room for me?"

'My client stands before you, a jury of his peers ...'