Change Phobia Explorers Gifts

"I don't see any reason to change, if it ain't broke and all that!"

Dead Funny

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"Pencil eraser."

"Hell: The Airport"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

You can't go back.

'Another nightmare, Billy? What genre - horror or thriller?'

"I'm puzzled as to why we're not making much progress on your seventies-phobia."

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"

"Seriously? You're afraid of heights?"

'Each career accomplishment makes me afraid of becoming overqualified.'

I can never get away from my spouse phobia.

Yeah, I'm worried all the time, too --- I wish we'd never invented the future tense! (Published originally on January 12, 1998.)

Everyone knows the naked truth about me phobia.

A Sweeping Reform.

"I never thought I'd see the day, they're taking our suggestions seriously at last!"