Champion Of The Ants Gifts

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Building Sandcastles.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Employee of the month.

'Rodney! You take one more step in that direction and we're through!'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Entomology. Ant Colony. Ants must worry about their work-life balance.

Planet of the Ants

Ant Drones

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"It always amazes me how extremely simple creatures, with no capacity for communication, can achieve the appearance of joint decision-making."

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

'Please Mike! Not in front of the children.'

I took up antkeeping.

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

'I have a problem. I'm allergic to ants.'

Reserve Ants

Army ant camp followers!

Shirker ant.

"Relax, Tami. It's the honor system."

"We have some architects in our colony."

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'Life on the farm just wasn't for me.'

A woman's work is never done.

'Go long!'