Champion Of The Ants Mugs

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Building Sandcastles.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"It always amazes me how extremely simple creatures, with no capacity for communication, can achieve the appearance of joint decision-making."

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

Ant Drones

Planet of the Ants

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

'Life on the farm just wasn't for me.'

"Relax, Tami. It's the honor system."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

"We have some architects in our colony."

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

'I have a problem. I'm allergic to ants.'

Reserve Ants

Army ant camp followers!

A woman's work is never done.

'Go long!'

"I hear we went platinum."