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'Do you remember my old classmate Bob? He was always honest. He worked like a dog and never was a tax dodger or a moonlighter and he never had debts. Last week, he was found starved to death in a subway tunnel...'

Others will fight for you

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'At least he's honest.'

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

Played Wordle Fair and Square

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

"The candidates this year are really honest."

'...was shocked to learn the politician had been secretly filmed telling the truth...'

What to disclose at a job interview

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

Olympic Doping

"I gotta be honest. I lied on my profile. I'm actually a CPA, not a CEO."

"I just feel like we shouldn't have to play these games in order to be truthful or daring with one another."

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

'Why honest is the best policy...'

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

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