Champion Of Honesty Prints

'Do you remember my old classmate Bob? He was always honest. He worked like a dog and never was a tax dodger or a moonlighter and he never had debts. Last week, he was found starved to death in a subway tunnel...'

Others will fight for you

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'At least he's honest.'

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

"The candidates this year are really honest."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'...was shocked to learn the politician had been secretly filmed telling the truth...'

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

What to disclose at a job interview

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"I just feel like we shouldn't have to play these games in order to be truthful or daring with one another."

'Why honest is the best policy...'

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

"I gotta be honest. I lied on my profile. I'm actually a CPA, not a CEO."

Let's be honest

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.